Oh, gawd. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are getting hitched… and I feel like we’ll never hear the end of it from Diva Eva.
“Eva and Tony are officially engaged,” Eva’s rep told People. “The couple have never been happier.”
Well, they certainly weren’t happy in late September when they broke up. Tony was reportedly hooking with his ex-girlfriend, which Eva wasn’t thrilled about, so they called it quits. But two weeks later, they reunited in Paris.
As for wedding details, even if I knew what the plans were, I wouldn’t tell spill ‘em. Ole girl drives me crazy with all her perky, cheery “Tony, Tony, Tony” talk. I’d rather read a book by Paris Hilton than listen to Eva discuss wedding plans.
And let’s hope that this marriage goes better than Eva’s first. She was married to General Hospital’s Tyler Christopher before she was a big star… and reportedly treated him like total crap.
