Archive for November, 2006

Daily Tuna
November 30, 2006

-Wow! Jewel has major side boob action
-Imogen Thomas is my kind of girl
-Some Japanese humor for you
-Rolling Rock Beer Ape

-Adult Actress showdown FINAL – Jenna Jameson vs. Tera Patrick
-Mmm… Julia Kova
-Love this girl! Rachel Stevens
-I don’t know who Elisabetta Canalis is, but she’s gorgeous!

More Tuna:
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Fergie Doesn’t Get Her Beauty Sleep
November 30, 2006

There’s a reason doctors say we need a good eight hours of sleep every night, but not according to Fergie we don’t. Fergie – real name Stacy Ferguson – says she’s got enough adrenaline to keep her up all night, while barely catching an hour’s worth of sleep. But that’s why, unlike […]

Victoria Beckham Has The Worst Celebrity Legs?!!! Gimme A Break
November 30, 2006

Victoria Beckham has the WORST celebrity legs, a poll reveals. The former Spice Girl tops a list of shame that also includes Madonna, size zero IT girl Nicole Richie and Nadine Coyle from Girls Aloud. But actress Kelly Brook tops the “best legs” chart, followed by supermodel Kate Moss and US singer Beyonce.

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A Joanna Krupa Picture Moment
November 30, 2006

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Brace Yourself: Eva & Tony Are Engaged
November 30, 2006

Oh, gawd. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are getting hitched… and I feel like we’ll never hear the end of it from Diva Eva.

“Eva and Tony are officially engaged,” Eva’s rep told People. “The couple have never been happier.”

Well, they certainly weren’t happy in late September when they broke up. Tony was reportedly hooking with his ex-girlfriend, which Eva wasn’t thrilled about, so they called it quits. But two weeks later, they reunited in Paris.

As for wedding details, even if I knew what the plans were, I wouldn’t tell spill ’em. Ole girl drives me crazy with all her perky, cheery “Tony, Tony, Tony” talk. I’d rather read a book by Paris Hilton than listen to Eva discuss wedding plans.

And let’s hope that this marriage goes better than Eva’s first. She was married to General Hospital‘s Tyler Christopher before she was a big star… and reportedly treated him like total crap.

Breaking: Britney Purchases Panties!
November 30, 2006

E_BritneySpears2_136.jpgAfter a week of flashing her panty-free crotch more times than a Scores stripper, reports that Britney has purchased panties. The transaction took place at Le Bra Lingerie in West Hollywood, where she spent more than $3,000 on thongs and things.

On her receipt:

  • a camisole and thong for $1,315
  • a bustier and thong for $510
  • a black corset and matching red thong for $300
  • a yellow bra and thong for $333
  • Brit — who reports is a 36C just in case you were trying to size her up — was shopping with a female friend at the store, tried on all her purchases and was even overheard saying, “I could live here.”

    Don’t worry about living there, hon. Just make sure you add your new purchases to your wardrobe. We’re all snatched out.

    Nicole Kidman Is One Rich B@$%&!
    November 30, 2006

    E_NicoleKidman4_136.jpgOink, oink! Nicole Kidman is bringing home the bacon.

    The Oscar winner, whose career soared after getting dropped by creepy Cruise, has become Hollywood’s highest-paid actress according to The Hollywood Reporter. She makes between $16 million to $17 million a film and will get her biggest paycheck to date for the flick The Invasion, which comes out next August.

    Nic bumps Julia Roberts from the top spot, which the Pretty Woman held for four years. These days Julia is more into her babies — though she voices a character in the upcoming Charlotte’s Web. On the other hand, Nic is rarely ever seen with her two children. They’re always with Tom and his new bride, which just makes me so suspicious.

    Canned Tuna
    November 30, 2006

    Remember When Lindsay Was Cute? (CollegeHumor)
    Scarlett Johansson Copes By Smoking (Egotastic!)

    Thank God! Britney Wears Pants! (Pink Is The New Blog)
    Cameron Diaz Got Her Schnoz Fixed (IDLYITW)

    Own Jessica Alba’s Bra (City Rag)
    Jessica Simpson’s Gum On eBay (Hollywood Rag)

    Nicole Richie Gets Naughty With Santa (Dlisted)
    Eva Longoria & Tony Parker Engaged! […]

    Fun Times: Drunk DeVito Calls Bush “Numbnuts” on The View
    November 30, 2006

    In the latest installment of middle-aged celebrity men behaving badly… Danny DeVito drunk on The View.


    There’s something so not cute about seeing him drunk — even though he says George Clooney is the one who got him hammered.

    Starlet Trend Alert: AA Meetings
    November 30, 2006

    E_LindsayLohan2_136.jpgWhelp, it looks like the cool new thing for Hollywood “It” girls to do is… attend AA meetings.

    According to Page Six, one of their sources saw Lindsay Lohan at a 7:30am AA meeting near her L.A. apartment.

    7:30am? Was she just rolling in from the night before?

    One of LL’s friends confirmed, “She has attended several meetings and has hopefully decided to turn her life around — this time for good. She is out of control.”

    Not only has Lindsay been seen wearing a sobriety chip (placed strategically so that photogs could capture it), but I recently saw a photo of her toting the AA book Twelve Steps and Twelve Traditions. She had it in public so clearly she wants people to know this is what she’s doing.

    Hmmm… wonder if we’ll see Paris and Britney holding hands at an AA meeting next? Or maybe they’ll try Narcotics Anonymous just to adopt the trend but make it their own.