Nicole Richie Arrested

The new trend for dopey starlets? Getting DUIs. First Paris, now Nicole.

Nicole was arrested early this morning for driving the wrong way on a highway. Nicole was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.

Her arrest report says she weighs 85 friggin’ lbs. Wonder how much she was before “putting on weight.”

The last time Nicole was arrested, it was for heroin posession.

Anyway, ook out Britney and Lindsay, you’re next. Oops — I guess not Lindsay because she’s now sober and in AA.

HA HA HA HA HA.

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