The First Dancing With the Stars Dropout is…

…Big Pussy!

Vincent Pastore will no longer be putting on a little red bolero jacket and dancing the mambo, according to a press release from ABC. The actor said the physical demands of the 10-week competition are just too much for him. “When I initially committed to joining Dancing with the Stars, I didn’t realize just how physically demanding it would be for me. Unable to put forth my best effort, I felt it appropriate to step aside and give someone else the opportunity.”

No word on who his replacement will be.

Old Vinny only got through one week of rehearsals.
The joke here is so obvious, and I’m much too much of a lady to make it.
Wink, wink.


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