Archive for March, 2007

Wynonna Judd’s Creepy Hubby Arrested on Sex Abuse Charges
March 27, 2007

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I don’t think any of y’all would want to be Wynonna Judd today… not that it’s your typical daydream.

The country singer’s world came crashing down earlier today when her husband/mate/other half was arrested on three counts of aggravated sexual battery against a minor under the age of 13.

Yes, I said under the age of 13.

D.R. Roach, who has been in rehab for drug and alcohol abuse since February, is now in police custody in Taylor County, Texas. He’s being held on $750,000 bond.

And don’t think Wynonna will be all Tammy Wynette, singing “Stand By Your Man.” She’s already kicked him to the curb, filing for divorce earlier today.

“I am obviously devastated,” Wynonna said in a statement to Entertainment Tonight. “Our family will pull together, begin the healing process and hopefully — by the Grace of God — become stronger. We will move forward with our faith, family and our friends to find resolution to this difficult situation.”

Maybe she should consult Mary Weiland as to how to seek revenge? Just a thought.

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Reese and Jake: Definitely Together!
March 27, 2007

A few weeks ago we reported on the sightings of Reese and Jake Gyllenhaal palling around NYC together. Sources very close to the two now tell Perez Hilton that the friends are absolutely romantically involved.

“They are 100% dating,” says a close insider. “Reese and Jake are being smart about things and keeping their relationship very discrete and out of the public eye.”

The couple met last year while filming their new movie Rendition.

I have a little Bob Marley playing in my head right now:

Is this love – is this love – is this love –
Is this love that I’m feelin’?
Is this love – is this love – is this love –
Is this love that I’m feelin’?
I wanna know – wanna know – wanna know now!
I got to know – got to know – got to know now!

The Fire is Out for James Blunt, Petra Nemcova
March 27, 2007

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James Blunt is going to have to find someone new to sing that bloody “You’re Beautiful” song to. He and Petra Nemcova have split.

“They split in February,” a source close to James told People. “It’s very amicable.”

News of the split broke as James has recently been seen out and about with Miss Lindsay Lohan. One club hopper, who recently saw them out in LA, told People that they “were never affectionate, but they did seem flirty, standing right next to each other, and constantly talking.”

Get in line, fella!

Ordinarily, I’d ask y’all who you think James should date next, but let’s be honest… Who the hell cares?

More: 2007 Celebrity Breakup Tracker

About Jesse Hart
March 27, 2007

Some people are born with the hand of destiny pushing them from behind rather than pointing out the way. Jesse was shoved into the world with both hands, making a great and joyous “cry unto the Lord” and he has never quieted down.

Jesse got his first taste of the limelight at a hometown pizza parlor one family karaoke night. He sang Elvis’ “I Ain’t Nothin’ But a Hound Dog” and brought the house to its feet. On top of the enthusiastic applause, he was treated to a big hug and kiss from the beautiful, blonde DeeJay. He was 5 years old. His career was launched.

His mother and father wanted him and his brother, Joel, 2 years older, to have an education that emphasized the arts, creativity, and free thinking, so their children began their schooling in Waldorf and alternative public education.

As Jesse got older and home life became tense (resulting in a difficult divorce and his father abandoning the family) he left school and took his first steps toward his destiny, daring to let his light and talent shine. Olympia, Washington, where he was born and raised, was a small town, and he was torn between leaving his friends and family behind or going to the entertainment mecca, Los Angeles, California.

He made surprising headway in Olympia, but when his best friend, Travis, died in a tragic car accident, something in Jesse was challenged to take the risk of living each day to the fullest, facing down his fear of the unknown and embracing the energy he felt pushing him to write and perform. He feels Travis still gives him the courage to believe in himself and his dreams every day.

Jesse soon found that it is true what they say… when one door closes, another opens. It wasn’t long before all the doors began opening. He found himself in L.A., with mentors in the industry who saw his talent, drive, and good heart. Aaron Rosenburg, in particular, an entertainment lawyer, spurred Jesse on to practice his writing and rapping which Jesse did whole heartedly. Jesse also began developing his presence on My Space, where his music and personal touch has captured the hearts of thousands of fans.

Aaron, watching Jesse mature in his music and performance abilities, knew the time was ripe last year to introduce Jesse to Lou Pearlman, the music industry’s “mega mogul manager” of new, young talent (such as the Back Street Boys, N Sync, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, etc.) and within days of their meeting in L.A., Jesse was calling his mother from Mr. Pearlman’s private jet, flying toward Orlando, Fla. and the fast track toward fame. Lou had a proven formula for making stars, and though Jesse was grateful and knew he was very lucky, he also realized that he was going to have to make some concessions in order to fit into a mold that seemed to be too tight a fit.

However, unbeknownst to Jesse, Lou was about to enter a dark phase in his corporate life that would entail him fleeing the country, leaving a crowd of angry debtors shaking their fists at him, and an even bigger crowd of lawyers standing in line behind them.

Destiny had closed a big door with a definite slam. And, yes, another one opened. Jesse was then free to form a new alliance with his current managers, Josh Perrotta and David Rolfe, who both share Jesse’s vision and core beliefs and wish to support him in being all that he is and can be, without the limitations of “mega mogul marketing.”

Jesse does not have just one audience… his appeal crosses the usual boundaries one finds inherent in the music business. Whether in hometown Olympia or on the international stage, he has always extended his heart to all people, of all ages, of all races, and all religions. He is easy to love because he loves so freely. His passion for the lyric, for music, and for performing… these are his way of believing, not only in himself, but all of us. He wants for each of us to dare to believe in ourselves, live our dreams, and know that, yes, the doors will open.

Canned Tuna
March 27, 2007

Prince William Grabs A Boob (Dlisted)
Olivia Munn Licks Apple TV (Egotastic!)

No Wonder Britney Drinks! (Pink Is The New Blog)
Thora Birch’s Dad Likes to Watch (IDLYITW)

Yikes! Christina Gets Back To Basic (Popsugar)
Jessica Simpson Gives To The Needy (Hollywood Rag)

Jeremy Piven Is A Moron (A Socialite’s Life)
Cameron Diaz: The […]

Victoria Beckham Boob Frenzy!
March 27, 2007

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Today is one of the best days I’ve had blogging in a long time and that’s because I got to do two Victoria Beckham posts. I know, it’s a little much but it’s not everyday when you get to see the “Poshest” nipples in town, twice!

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THIEVES BEWARE!
March 27, 2007

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PHOTO BY E.L.WOODY______STACEY KEIBLER

I am very fond of beautiful blondes!

There are many things I am not fond of, however, the number one, is a thief. In this case, a talentless, want-to-be celebrity, with a webpage, a stupid haircut, and a habit of stealing other people’s property.

I am sending this out to that Neanderthal looking freak! Keep you sticky fingers off my pictures! If you want professionally taken celebrity photos for your webpage, but are too untalented to take then yourself, buy them!

You have one of my best up on your webpage, now. When you see me, thief, you better run.

Lindsay’s Sloppy Seconds
March 27, 2007

If Lindsay Lohan would just try and have a little pride…

LL was seen draping herself all over Paris’s ex, Stavros Niarchos, at Teddy’s in L.A.. Why these former bffs must recycle men is mind-blowing. Lindsay has dated Stavros in the past, and always seems to be there to pick up the pieces when he and Paris take a break. It’s sort of pitiful.

Linds and Stav left the club together, no doubt to stick it to Paris a little more.

You’re just a pawn in their little game, Stavros.

Lindsay Lohan Must Be Dating Everyone
March 27, 2007

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James Blunt may be singing “You’re Beautiful” to Lindsay Lohan. The crooner and the “Mean Girls” star were spotted leaving a Hollywood nightclub together. Lohan tried to hide from onlookers under her coat – and fan sites about the starlet are buzzing that they spent the night at Lohan’s place. Blunt has most recently been linked with model Petra Nemcova – and Lindsay with a slew of men, from Jude Law to Calum Best – but gushes one fan, “[Blunt and Lohan] are even being called a couple now.”
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Just the other day some tabloid reported that Lindsay Lohan and James Blunt were spotted leaving a club together, and spent the night together afterwards. Sure, we all know that Lindsay gets around, but I don’t buy it. It seems that if a female celeb is simply spotted in the company of a male celeb these days, it’s automatically assumed they are bumping uglies.

I guess with that in mind, here’s Lindsay sitting next to Robbie Williams. This picture must be solid proof they are now an item, right? Wrong!

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Creepy Dad of the Week Award
March 27, 2007

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The Creepy Dad of the Week Award (also known as the Joe Simpson Award) goes to Jack Birch, father of actress Thora Birch.

Thora was the chick in Ghost World, American Beauty and Patriot Games, but hasn’t been around much lately — maybe this is why. Her dad is also her manager and treated the cast and crew of Thora’s new movie, The Winter of Frozen Dreams, to quite the show last week.

Jack insisted that he be on set for the filming of his daughter’s sex scene, which is not unusual if he was making sure she wasn’t being exploited. Disturbingly enough, that wasn’t the case.

“It was so wrong,” said one witness. “The director is saying, ‘Harder! Faster!’ and the father is giving [Thora’s co-star, Dean] Winters the thumbs up.” At one point, “her father was threatening to kill the assistant directors. Then he threatens to pull her from the movie with three days of shooting left.” Apparently, Jack had been giving the director lots of tips on how to shoot Thora from the best angle throughout the filming. If that’s not bad enough, the scene took 14 takes to get.

“It was the most bizarre, perverse scene,” the insider told Page Six. “One girl on the crew broke down crying.”

Okay, I’m nauseous.

There are just certain things that should not be shared between a father and a daughter — anything to do with simulated sex scenes being number 1 on the list.