Paris Hilton’s Boobs Look Fake

Not only is the exact cause of Paris Hilton’s fame still one of the great unsolved mysteries in the universe, but now I’m wondering if her breasts are real too. If we do a little side by side comparison, you can see that here she’s flatter than a Kansas parking lot, and here she looks much fuller. I’d say that maybe her chest was swollen with pride when this pic was taken, but we all know she has none, so there goes that theory. Anyway, I’m not saying she’s got fake boobs, but if not, that’s the best push up bra money can buy.

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